You might have arrived through a gateway - in the form of a card that found you.
You may have landed through a click, connected to the tangle of human social media.
The portal you entered through matters not.
You are here - because you have been selected.
We are the BUREAU of WHAT-IFs,
established centuries ago to protect and cultivate humanity’s MOST precious resource: IMAGINATION. Levels have fallen dangerously low. The Bureau has been reactivated, and your arrival could not be more timely!
Because without imagination, life turns into dry toast and daily schedules become something to endure. That is NOT what your 5-year-old self had in mind for you!
The world runs on imagination. Ours is running low.
WILL YOU HELP US RESTORE IT?
IN IMAGINATION WE TRUST
Bureau of What-IFs
Division of Lost Dreams
PS - Should your imagination fade, do not worry. We’ve universally trained thousands before you. It always returns.
