CAN YOU IMAGINE?

Return to the POWERFUL imagination-forward human you are meant to be. 

Jetpacks included!

WELCOME, FUTURE AGENT OF THE BUREAU OF WHAT IFs

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*Your imagination levels have been detected.

They’re… promising. Suspiciously promising.*

Humanity’s collective creativity is wobbling like day-old jello. Ideas are thinning. Wonder is leaking. Adults are FORGETTING how to play.

The Bureau NEEDS YOU!

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We’ve opened a covert training module so powerful, so delightfully subversive, that only the bravest, boldest, spark-hungry humans dare to take it.

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Introducing the Official Bureau Training Course:

Can You IMAGINE?

A multi-mission activation series designed to reboot your dormant wonder circuits, supercharge your creative instincts, and help you remember the one thing the world DEPENDS on…

YOUR ABILITY TO IMAGINE THE IMPOSSIBLE.

BEGIN TRAINING

WHO IS THIS FOR?

  • Humans whose creativity is hibernating.

  • Visionaries who feel there MUST be more to life than endless email pings and to-do lists.

  • Secret nonconformists (we see you 👀) craving permission to play again.

  • Dreamers who are ready to graduate from “maybe someday…” to “Watch me!”

If you’re reading this, you’ve already been identified as an imagination-positive lifeform.
Don’t panic. That’s a good thing.

YOUR AGENT TRAINING MISSIONS:

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A graphic with a dark, weathered background and rounded edges, featuring the text 'MISSION 002: THE RESET' and a circular arrow icon, emphasizing the theme of reconnecting with creativity and imagination.
A vintage-style sign that reads 'MISSION 003: THE SPARK' and encourages discovering the importance of imagination, with a lightbulb icon.
A rugged, vintage-style sign labeled "Mission 004: The Portal" with an icon of a door and tagline about understanding and reclaiming imagination to protect the mind.
A blackboard with the title "MISSION 005: THE BLUEPRINT OF WONDER" and a graphic of a notebook with a star on it, along with a quote about building a foundation for impossible ideas.
A sign with a black background and a distressed border, displaying the text 'MISSION 006: THE LABORATORY OF THE UNREAL' in bold white letters, along with a yellow beaker icon in a circle, and the message to experiment with imagination and allow reality to be negotiable.
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I'M READY!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU (IN A GOOD WAY)

You’ll start seeing possibilities EVERYWHERE.

  • Your ideas will multiply like highly caffeinated bunnies.

  • Your sense of play will resurface—with opinions.

  • Creativity will stop feeling arduous and start feeling inevitable.

  • You’ll become the person friends whisper about: “How are they so magical? Are they on something?”

    (Yes. Yes, you are. You’re on imagination.)

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YOUR BUREAU AGENT GUIDES

Our top agents have been dispatched from HQ with instructions to recruit and retrain new agents for this massive imagination restoration. Alongside them, you will explore unique and subversive ways to remember this POWER. 

From there, YOU WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE! 

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Agent Profile: Jess von (Eye)
Alias: Seer of the Unseen
Department: Dream Cartography & Field Division of the Possible

Bureau Note:
If you spot Agent von (Eye) staring into empty air and smiling, don’t interrupt — she’s probably in conversation with an idea that hasn’t been born yet.

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Agent Profile: Professor Science-Facts
Alias: The Quantum Gentleman
Department: Temporal Whispers (on loan to the Laboratory of the Unreal)

Bureau Note:
If you encounter Professor Science-Facts in the hallway, don’t be alarmed if you’re suddenly older, younger, or briefly made of light. It’s probably just a side effect of brilliance.

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Agent Profile: James T Bear
Alias: Mischief in Motion
Department: Temporal Whispers - Time Travel Division

Bureau Note:
If you see a small bear carrying a clipboard and muttering about “correcting history’s grammar,” don’t interfere — that’s James at work. 

**THIS IS NOT ‘JUST A COURSE.’

THIS IS AN INITIATION.**

Upon completion of Can You IMAGINE?, you’ll receive:

✔️ Your official Architect of Possibility certificate
✔️ A restored imagination (with upgrades)
✔️ New pathways in your brain formerly used only by wizards and inventive toddlers
✔️ The Bureau’s everlasting gratitude
✔️ A renewed ability to dream, create, and disrupt the ordinary

*Side effects may include spontaneous joy, sudden curiosity, and an uncontrollable desire to make things.

YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT:

Join the Bureau. Change your world. Revive imagination.

Click below to step into the Portal.
Your future is waiting on the other side with snacks.
(Imaginary snacks. But still.)

I ACCEPT THIS MISSION

CAN YOU IMAGINE?

Become an Agent. Restore Wonder. Save Humanity.

Transmission end…


…signal fading…


…we hope to see you on the other side, Agent.